[metmom]

Hoss, are you not speaking ex interwebzia here?

After all, you are Hossus NetPopius I

[HossB86]

Actually, I forgot to put on the pointy hat and my dog has hidden one of the red, white, and blue shoes. I found the shoes, but I didn't have the pointy hat in hand.

Usually, I will always have the Creamcheesius staff as well as the pointy hat on all the time -- that way, whatever I utter (or even belch, if I'm gassy) is ex interwebzia and I expect it to be followed to the letter.

You're not trying to correct me are you? I might have to pronounce you An Asthma.

Hossus NetPopius I