[Elsie]

I have some CDs where people are playing guitars.

Can I just sit back and read you guy’s stuff?

[Scoutmaster]

Sorry. I'm listening, gape-mouthed, to Spousal Unit give legal advice over the telephone. I often inwardly express wonderment at how education and muli-state bar admissions osmotically have been transferred through the marital relationship. Inwardly, because outward expressions have been discouraged.

I think we are through with guitar porn for the moment, although I misspoke. It's an American Deluxe. And she looks like this. And she's not going to play herself.