A Christian is sitting in Church, and sees a devil hanging from the rafters. The christian says to the devil. “Hey! You devil! Get out of here! Go bother the big church down the street.” The devil responded, “They already belong to me.” *** The above true story can probably have the word Mormon replace the expression “big church”, and lose no accuracy. Different version, same topic: A man has tried to join a church but they have "standards" and he doesn't meet them. He prays to God about being kept out of the church and one night, God answers him, "Don't take it personally, they won't let Me in either".