I’ve got the menu from the Last Supper. I got it from Fr Guido Sarducci.
I thought I was the only one who missed dear old Fr. Guido. How I miss his insights!
Didn't Fr. Sarducci also get a relic that was the breakfast check on the morning before the Last Supper? He commented that there were twelve orders of lox and bagels and one with just a bagel and that it seemed unfair because someone - probably Judas - divided the check by thirteen and the thirteenth guy got screwed because all he got was a bagel yet he ended up having to pay the same as all the other guys who got lox and....