[crusty old prospector]

We call them Chreasters. They only show up for two weekends a year yet they are on the membership roll. I blame it on the new form of Baal worship which I call “Ball Worship.” Either their pro team has a game at noon or they are taking their children to tournaments to play club or “select” baseball, soccer, volleyball, basketball, cheer, drill team, etc. You cannot serve two masters.

[Graybeard58]

My 12 year old son couldn't join a Hockey team because they play on Sunday mornings. I believe this is an intentional effort on the part of organizers to keep kids out of church.