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To: T. P. Pole; Godzilla

The 4 Mormon Earth Gods:

1. Heavenly Father - used to be a man, became a god.
2. Jesus Christ - created spirit being, via sex, came to earth to get a body, but was not god. Later became a mormon god.
3. Holy Spirit - a created spirit being who did something naughty, and consequently, never scored a physical body. Somehow managed to become a mormon god.
4. Heavenly Mother - used to be a woman, now the “partner” of Heavenly Father, eternally pregnant as a result of celestial sex, churning out a continual flow of “spirit children” who cue up in heaven to be joined to their bodies as women hear on earth get pregnant.

Each is a distinct god - the 4 are not all one god.
1+1+1+1 = 4 mormon earth gods.

But that’s not all. There may be more.

5. Other Heavenly Mothers - since mormonism continues to teach celestial polygamy, there may be more than one Heavenly Mother to be “eternally sealed” to Heavenly Father, having celestial sex to populate the world. There may be many Heavenly Mothers.

6. Mormonism has additional gods - like the one who lives near the planet Kolob. And of course, since mormons believe mormon males, like Mitt, can become mormon gods - complete with Partner Gods, planet, etc (whole starter kit here) - no one really knows if there are a thousand other mormon gods, or a million mormon gods or a trillion mormon gods. Hinduism has 350 million. They may very well be trumped by mormonism.


56 posted on 08/27/2012 8:12:35 PM PDT by aMorePerfectUnion (Sorry, gone rogue, gone Galt, gone international. Please leave a message. We'll get back to you.)
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To: aMorePerfectUnion
Holy Spirit - a created spirit being who did something naughty

OK, gonna have to ask for references on that one.

62 posted on 08/27/2012 8:18:25 PM PDT by T. P. Pole
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To: aMorePerfectUnion

“Hinduism has 350 million. They may very well be trumped by mormonism.”

Other threads are talking about whether or not American can survive the re-election of Obama.

Another four years of Obama would be a disaster.

But, if that is going to happen, there is a bright side. We wouldn’t have a Mormon as head of State — lighting the national Christmas tree, holding the national prayer breakfast, ending speeches with “God bless America”, using the Bully Pulpit to indirectly evangelize for Mormonism.


69 posted on 08/27/2012 8:35:55 PM PDT by garjog
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To: aMorePerfectUnion; T. P. Pole
Heavenly Mother

Only one AMPU? where are all his other wives?

140 posted on 08/28/2012 9:36:20 AM PDT by Godzilla (3/7/77)
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