[HapaxLegamenon]

The Works of Mercy for the Liberal Catholic

The Corporal works:
1. Give cell phones to the workless
2. Money to the drug addict
3. Alcohol to the thirsty
4. Shelter the fugitive
5. Condoms to the promiscuous
6. Abortions to the pregnant
7. Bury the nation in debt

The Spiritual works:
1. Admonish the successful
2. Instruct all godlessly
3. Comfort the careless
4. Bear charity impatiently
5. Perceive all things as injuries
6. Resent the employed
7. Pay for the living and the dead

[Salvation]

The Spiritual Works of Mercy [Catholic Caucus]
The Corporal Works of Mercy [Catholic Caucus]
Lists Every Catholic Should be Familiar With: The 7 Spiritual Works of Mercy
Lists Every Catholic Should be Familiar With: The 7 Corporal Works of Mercy
Catholic Caucus: Spiritual Works of Mercy
Introduction to the Corporal and Spiritual Works of Mercy
The Spiritual Works of Mercy
The Corporal Works of Mercy
Lest We Forget - The Corporal Works of Mercy & The Spirtual Works of Mercy
Corporal and Spiritual Works of Mercy