I’m thinking you stand a very good chance of being right.
When they are done with it, it could be stored in the ossuary discovered a few years ago whose inscription said that it contained the bone of “Jesus, son of Joseph.” (That would be like saying, “John Smith,” today.) Both could be conveniently filed in the same place Indy’s ark of the covenant was at the end of the first Indiana Jones movie or an equally accessible place.
The press has way, way too much time on their hands.
Everyone knows the Ark is in Ethiopia, it was on the Discovery Channel or something. Of course we’ll just have to take some guys word for that since he wasn’t giving tours.