Col Freeper are you banned? Your page says you are, why?
Banned again, eh?
That Jim and John, they are such persistent little devils.
Ah, but they don't realize (shh, don't let them hear us) that I have the secret code for unbanning myself!
Just a little tweak in the code .... and .... voila, the banning has been reversed!
Take a look at my page now!
Do you want me to adjust your grades to all "A"s?
I can do that for you for a very reasonable cost: Visa, Mastercard, Paypal, or .... cash in an envelope ... just let me know.