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The Bible is clear - drinking is allowed drunkenness is not
People who use your argument have other issues with fermented ‘wine’, if you don’t like it don’t drink.
There is really only ONE reason these days for drinking alcohol - for the effect it gives. Otherwise, any other non-alcoholic beverage would do (there are near-perfect non-alcoholic stand ins for the wine or beer lovers.)
As I posted earlier, I have yet to know an alcohol defending Christian who doesn't get intoxicated. Their defense is an excuse to do so. (Of course, the alcohol Christian gets to define "intoxicated" while in the intoxicated state they're trying to monitor.)