My bride is wonderful, attractive, and so appealing that I have to have concealed carry in order to protect her. However, she winds up irrational one week out of four and I cannot fathom it. I am a perfectly rational engineer doncha know?
I understand. I’ve never met a man who wasn’t perfectly rational. It must be fascinating to be one.
Personally, I think rage is a perfectly rational response to bleeding buckets for a week. Perhaps if you had a catastrophic bowel problem, that would be a glimpse of what it’s like.