[MarkBsnr]

I understand. I’ve never met a man who wasn’t perfectly rational. It must be fascinating to be one.

And, I'm rather tall for my height.

Personally, I think rage is a perfectly rational response to bleeding buckets for a week. Perhaps if you had a catastrophic bowel problem, that would be a glimpse of what it’s like.

I've had influenza out of both ends at once. Will that qualify?

[Tax-chick]

I've had influenza out of both ends at once. Will that qualify?

Nope, doesn't last long enough or recur. A good malignant malaria might do.