Show Me state has a few too many liberals for my tastes. How about all the Roman Catholic Holy days too! That’s about 1/4 of the year—not counting Osiris Day and Ra Day of the Egyptians, Saturnilla of the Romans (That was a whole week) and the Birth of Mithras —— This sort of thing can get out of control real fast.
How about Tuesday? That’s my birthday!
Particularly cruel professors can schedule exams for 8am the day after St. Patrick's Day, also known as Tylenol overdose day.