What Benedict actually said is that he dealt with many of the abusers. And he did! If they can’t get this right, what are the odds their survey is correct. What trash.
JCB, I think you win the prize for beating the odds, by actually quoting the second-most satirical line in the article (top of the list was "we're pretty sure the new guy's not a Nazi") without actually recognizing that it's a satirical article.
You fooled me! I’ve actually heard ex-Catholics make this argument. :(