If he were to just be a bit more charitable...
...and go with his real hair...
...he could reach so many more!
Despite rising to a Traficant-level of obvious combover, I've been told repeatedly that it is Voris' real hair.
So to keep me from becoming conceited because of the surpassing greatness of the revelations, a thorn was given me in the flesh, a messenger of Satan to harass me, to keep me from becoming conceited.
-- 2 Corinthians 12:7