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New Text Message Mass All The Rage At Gonzaga University
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| 4/18/2013
Posted on 04/18/2013 4:43:35 PM PDT by markomalley
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To: markomalley
Maybe the reason no one goes to Mass is that they aren’t Catholic anymore...
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posted on
04/18/2013 4:48:21 PM PDT
by
babygene
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To: markomalley
There is no reception of the sacraments via remote texts.
What a dualistic society we’ve become.
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posted on
04/18/2013 4:50:47 PM PDT
by
Bayard
To: markomalley
Its sorta awesome now. Last Sunday I was texting my boyfriend and I got this text that was all like Th Lord b W u, and I was all texting back like, n w ur spirit ; ), and then went back to my boyfriend and decided wed just go pick up my roommate Sarah and then go to the bonfire. I guess its just kinda cool to know you dont have to leave your social life just cause your at church. Is this satire???
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posted on
04/18/2013 4:52:01 PM PDT
by
DouglasKC
To: markomalley
Conti says that if it werent for the distribution of the Eucharist, he would be happy to have the Mass go completely virtual. I like to call it e-fellowship. Don't let that be a concern. Someone will develop an app to download a virtual Eucharist by the end of the week. (Somehow, that really wouldn't surprise me.)
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posted on
04/18/2013 4:56:24 PM PDT
by
Bob
To: DouglasKC
My thoughts exactly. Imagine that, church interfering with her social life was such a drag. Where is the factory that cranks out people like this? (Don’t answer, I know where it is.)
To: Bob
To: DouglasKC
check the keywords and the topics.
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posted on
04/18/2013 5:06:07 PM PDT
by
markomalley
(Nothing emboldens the wicked so greatly as the lack of courage on the part of the good -- Leo XIII)
To: markomalley
lol...realistic enough to be very effective....nice.
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posted on
04/18/2013 5:08:14 PM PDT
by
DouglasKC
To: markomalley
I dunno, if I could find a quiet NO Mass I might go...j/k
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posted on
04/18/2013 5:08:27 PM PDT
by
informavoracious
(The ancient Greeks and Romans thought they were on the "right side of history.")
To: markomalley
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posted on
04/18/2013 5:09:53 PM PDT
by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: ArrogantBustard
Satire.I got this one in my email a couple days ago...
Do Las Vegas Churches accept gambling chips?
THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS, BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.
NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.
SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS.
THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.
THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS.
YOU DIDN’T EVEN SEE IT COMING DID YOU?
Its so easy to fool ole folks!!!
To: markomalley
Judgement, Purgatory, Hell, Heaven: all face to face - no text, and not virtual
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posted on
04/18/2013 5:20:27 PM PDT
by
jobim
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To: markomalley
You know, this is a pretty brilliant idea. No, I’m serious. Now I need the app the enables me to send the MOVE YOUR REAR text to those folks who stand in the door of the train and block my exit.
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posted on
04/18/2013 5:37:59 PM PDT
by
jocon307
To: DouglasKC
Hard to tell reality from satire. Both absurd.
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posted on
04/18/2013 5:39:05 PM PDT
by
Veto!
(Opinions freely expressed as advice)
To: markomalley
This priest needs some help in the area of relativism.
He is going down the drain, wouldn’t you say?
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posted on
04/18/2013 5:40:45 PM PDT
by
Salvation
("With God all things are possible." Matthew 19:26)
To: markomalley
The Mass is a coming together. Not a staying apart.
Just another heretic with a “new” idea that doesn’t understand the basics of his religion.
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posted on
04/18/2013 5:52:50 PM PDT
by
plangent
To: babygene; Bayard; Bob; trubolotta; jobim; plangent
Hints:
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posted on
04/18/2013 6:02:45 PM PDT
by
markomalley
(Nothing emboldens the wicked so greatly as the lack of courage on the part of the good -- Leo XIII)
To: markomalley
I use this app of the Daily Bible Mass readings with liturgy at Mass. Maybe he does not know they are reading this from phone. The4 whole thing sounds stupid.
https://www.magnificat.net/english/iphoneweb.asp
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posted on
04/18/2013 6:07:45 PM PDT
by
johngrace
(I am a 1 John 4! Christian- declared at every Sunday Mass , Divine Mercy and Rosary prayers!)
To: johngrace
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posted on
04/18/2013 6:08:16 PM PDT
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johngrace
(I am a 1 John 4! Christian- declared at every Sunday Mass , Divine Mercy and Rosary prayers!)
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