http://tinyurl.com/Damian-Thompson-Pope-Francis
Then Damian Thompson of the Telegraph, published it in his column with explicit cautions that it had not been verified; then, in updates, Thompson himself concluded it was a hoax.
Then the Diocese of Surrey took it off their website.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/matthews.asp
Finally, Snopes.com found it to be a fake. Fun, but fabricated.
Thanks. Attention to detail is important and I give myself a failing grade on this one.
I wish it was true.