[Terry L Smith]

Um, Gee!
I never thought of THAT!!
Why not ask them, Mrs. Don-o!
It might be fun, to see what you find.

[ArrogantBustard]

Available for $10.99 at the Universal Life Church Monastery (Over 20 Million Ministers Ordained Worldwide!)

For $13.99 you can be a Bishop, Archbishop, Cardinal, Pope, or even Goddess. But not a god. That seems a bit discriminatory. Waah.

You can be a Lama. But not a Llama. Bummer.

I think I'd like to be a Grand Master Brain Wizard.

But I'm too cheap to fork over the bucks.