[a fool in paradise]

"Straight white males are only good for breeding future gays if we can screw up the family relationships early enough in their lives, but we do not want them preaching, running churches, and definitely not bishop material, it's an insult to our dignity and integrity," opined Glasspool.

Spoken like a true heterophobe antibreeder bigot.

[Rio]

“heterophobe.” Did you just make that up? If so, then you should get it trademarked.