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Mega-church downsizes, cuts non-essential members
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Posted on 08/29/2013 11:06:02 AM PDT by Gamecock

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To: Morgana

I’ll save you the time. This is satire.

The irony in this is your tagline.


81 posted on 08/29/2013 6:16:10 PM PDT by Gamecock (Many Atheists take the stand: "There is no God AND I hate Him.")
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To: Gamecock

Old Irish saying “Big church often have small devotions”


82 posted on 08/29/2013 6:25:55 PM PDT by Morgana (Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: Gamecock

Old Irish saying “Big churches often have small devotions”


83 posted on 08/29/2013 6:26:32 PM PDT by Morgana (Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: Gamecock

This is satire, I hope.


84 posted on 08/29/2013 7:51:15 PM PDT by Some Fat Guy in L.A. (Still bitterly clinging to rational thought despite it's unfashionability)
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To: Morgana

Mega-church downsizes

reminds me of the Pacifica Radio station in NYC that expanded its staff and on-air “talent” with the belief that liberal New York would deliver.

All the hawking tote bags and begging for cash turned off their audience and cost them public funding too. They had to fire ALL their “news department” and on-air talent


85 posted on 08/29/2013 10:21:32 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: Gamecock; metmom

I agree with metmom. That is the ugly church that I’ve ever seen. Our Catholic friends on the design board better check out the incense in the candles they’re lighting. :O)


86 posted on 08/30/2013 2:47:19 AM PDT by HarleyD
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To: RetiredArmy; Gamecock; metmom
We have had several families that would come by every couple of weeks or so, drop off their kids and leave....Showing up and not doing anything for your church in service is wrong.

OTOH....my parents use to send us to the church down the street just to get us out of the house for a bit. We never gave anything but got involved in Sunday School, sung in the choir, went to vacation bible school, etc. The things I learned through these programs played a part later in my life with my coming to know Christ. My parents never attended and my mother died with a harden heart.

One should never sell short the message of God or how God works. Freely have we receive. Freely should we give.

87 posted on 08/30/2013 4:00:03 AM PDT by HarleyD
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To: HarleyD

So true. My father took himself to the church down the street when he was in Jr High. His parents never attended. He spent his life serving the Lord. He would have never found His message at home with dueling parents and an unhappy home life. God does move in mysterious ways!


88 posted on 08/30/2013 4:04:13 AM PDT by bonfire
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To: lastchance
Never loan money to a Preacher!

Not satire...

89 posted on 08/30/2013 11:12:35 AM PDT by donozark (I'd rather go fishing with Putin than golfing with Obama...)
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To: metmom

I fully agree. I don’t fault the children. None at all. We treat those kids the same as all our church kids. You can only hope what they hear there sticks. I am hopeful for them. It is the parents that need to repent.


90 posted on 08/30/2013 12:36:25 PM PDT by RetiredArmy ("As in the days of Noah, so it will be at the coming of Man." Come Quickly LORD Jesus!)
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To: HarleyD

See my response posted at #90.


91 posted on 08/30/2013 12:37:02 PM PDT by RetiredArmy ("As in the days of Noah, so it will be at the coming of Man." Come Quickly LORD Jesus!)
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To: Elsie

See my response at #90.


92 posted on 08/30/2013 12:37:52 PM PDT by RetiredArmy ("As in the days of Noah, so it will be at the coming of Man." Come Quickly LORD Jesus!)
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To: Don W

Those things are found elsewhere.

SLC Mormonism teaches that if you do NOT have a Temple Recommend card that you will Not be spending eternity in the presence of GOD the Father.

93 posted on 09/01/2013 5:43:55 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Don W
BTW, comparing the mormon cult to a Christian church is a defining apples to oranges strawman.

We ain't no CULT!!!

We's the ONLY church that follows ALL of GODs laws!

--MormonDude(When would be a good time for a couple of our clean cut young folks to stop by your home and more fully explain the Restored Gospel® to you and your loving family?)

94 posted on 09/01/2013 5:46:12 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Gamecock

It that located in Madagascar?


95 posted on 09/01/2013 5:47:00 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Gamecock

“When your bottom line is saving souls, you get impatient with people who interfere with that goal,” he says.

Funny, I thought Jesus saved souls, not the church.


96 posted on 09/01/2013 5:47:36 AM PDT by AppyPappy (Obama: What did I not know and when did I not know it?)
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To: HarleyD

AMEN!


97 posted on 09/01/2013 5:48:35 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: HeadOn

Actually, the Methodist Church actually does this type of thing but only to non-attending members.


98 posted on 09/01/2013 5:49:33 AM PDT by AppyPappy (Obama: What did I not know and when did I not know it?)
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To: HarleyD

My daughter when to church with friends down the street.

I am SURE that hers prayers were answered for her mommy and daddy.

Took a while, for me to get back on track and her mom to get on track, but we are all in church today - three separate ones, but still in “GOD’s house” somewhere.


99 posted on 09/01/2013 5:51:17 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: AppyPappy

I don’t have a problem with that one. If you never attend, why be on the membership roster?


100 posted on 09/01/2013 6:41:21 AM PDT by Gamecock (Many Atheists take the stand: "There is no God AND I hate Him.")
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