[redleghunter]

I think the JWs get a lot of attention for such a small group for one reason. They come and knock on the door on Saturday afternoons. Don’t know about them but most of us use that time to spend with family or work on the yard or house.

They tend to shy from my house. I have a very playful and gentle Yellow Lab. She hardly barks at all. She gets in a lather when JWs and Mormons come on the property. Only dog I ever had that loves the mail lady. Everyone else who comes to the door gets a happy tail wagging welcome.

[Elsie]

They come and knock on the door on Saturday afternoons.

I wish that ALL 'Christians' would get off their fat butts and actually EVANGILIZE like they do!

[Elsie]

 

If you have cable TV, there won’t be much on to watch.

 

 

 

 

If there isn’t much on to watch, you will answer your door whenever someone rings.

 

 

 

 

If you open your door, you will see mormons.

 

 

 

 

If you talk to mormons, they will trick you into “praying about whether something is true”.

 

 

 

 

If you rely on your feelings, you may become a mormon.

 

 

 

 

If you become a mormon, you will have to wear magic underwear!

 

 

 

 

If you wear magic underwear, people will immediately label you as a cultist.

DON’T be a cultist!
Get DirectTV.

[Springfield Reformer]

She gets in a lather when JWs and Mormons come on the property. Only dog I ever had that loves the mail lady.

Now that right there is downright strange. :D