My wife’s grandfather could drink one glass of wine, and he would have to be carried to bed. I can drink a double Scotch and water, and remain perfectly sensible, which I believe is the standard Christians need to adhere to, keeping their wits about them. A number of Irish Christians might have another take on the subject, and I’ll leave it to them to work out a path between pub and church.
A: To keep the Irish from rulin' the world.
(Please, please, just a joke, not a personal belief.)