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Fear Of Elderly Vatican Priests, Nuns Violently Storming U.S. Embassy Reason For Relocation...
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| 12/1/2013
Posted on 12/02/2013 3:47:37 AM PST by markomalley
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Fear Of Elderly Vatican Priests, Nuns Violently Storming U.S. Embassy Reason For Relocation, U.S. State Department Confirms
You've been warned.
To: markomalley
You can tell the really dangerous ones by their scapulars.
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posted on
12/02/2013 3:53:18 AM PST
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: markomalley
Suicide Nuns? No...nuns with pointers and yardsticks ready to give me noogies and crack my knuckles...that is my nightmare.
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posted on
12/02/2013 3:55:02 AM PST
by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: markomalley
What difference does it make now?
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posted on
12/02/2013 3:55:50 AM PST
by
neodad
(USS Vincennes (CG-49) Freedom's Fortress)
To: shibumi
It’s that pointy hat the Pope wears....looks sharp and dangerous to me....he could gore somebody!
To: JoeDetweiler
You leave Gore out of this!
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posted on
12/02/2013 4:25:13 AM PST
by
muir_redwoods
(Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
To: markomalley
Please put “humor” or “satire” in headline. I highly resent having my time wasted by a juvenile FReeper who rings the digital doorbell and then runs away. Cheap. Shallow. Childish.
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posted on
12/02/2013 4:51:59 AM PST
by
Mamzelle
To: markomalley
Aha! Your clever little satire avoids all mention of the albino monk assassins, the holy flying monkeys, and the giant database in the Vatican basement! /s
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posted on
12/02/2013 4:53:16 AM PST
by
Campion
("Social justice" begins in the womb)
To: markomalley
Fear the Dominicans. “The Hounds of God.”
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posted on
12/02/2013 5:16:05 AM PST
by
PowderMonkey
(WILL WORK FOR AMMO)
To: markomalley
Just for being cheap, shallow and childish .....
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posted on
12/02/2013 5:22:51 AM PST
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: shibumi
No! Not the comfy chair! !
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posted on
12/02/2013 5:34:02 AM PST
by
markomalley
(Nothing emboldens the wicked so greatly as the lack of courage on the part of the good -- Leo XIII)
To: markomalley
Your digital doorbell won’t save you now, Old Woman!
(Pardon me while I go mix some more metaphors.)
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posted on
12/02/2013 5:36:08 AM PST
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: markomalley
Yeah, but some of those old nuns can be really tough.....
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posted on
12/02/2013 6:26:04 AM PST
by
metmom
( ...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith....)
To: shibumi
I always knew those sisters had some bad habits...
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posted on
12/02/2013 6:27:40 AM PST
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
To: MrB
They seemed perpetually cross with me.
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posted on
12/02/2013 6:37:50 AM PST
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: Mamzelle
Please put “humor” or “satire” in headline.
&&&
The blurb didn’t tip you off? Yipes!
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posted on
12/02/2013 6:52:48 AM PST
by
Bigg Red
(Let me hear what God the LORD will speak. -Ps85)
To: shibumi
Now, now, we’ll have nun of that!
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posted on
12/02/2013 6:54:03 AM PST
by
Bigg Red
(Let me hear what God the LORD will speak. -Ps85)
To: Bigg Red
Watch yer step or you’ll get yer knuckles ctacked by Sister Mary Immaculata of the Holy Tree of Jerusalem and Sister May Moses of the Burning Bush All Lit Up!
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posted on
12/02/2013 7:52:06 AM PST
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: markomalley
Oh, thank goodness this is satire.
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posted on
12/02/2013 8:25:18 AM PST
by
Salvation
("With God all things are possible." Matthew 19:26)
To: Campion
Oh dear God...not the flying monkeys!!!
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posted on
12/02/2013 8:54:05 AM PST
by
Conservative4Ever
(A pox on the House of Apple and the ios7 horse they rode in on.)
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