1 posted on
12/20/2013 6:57:41 AM PST by
Gamecock
To: Alex Murphy; markomalley; F15Eagle
2 posted on
12/20/2013 6:58:29 AM PST by
Gamecock
(Celebrating 20,000 posts of dubious quality.)
To: Gamecock
Satire, but not really funny.
3 posted on
12/20/2013 6:59:37 AM PST by
txrefugee
To: Gamecock
“...the kit includes scents for unwashed feet, donkey dung, rotting fish and unusually bad body odor. ...”
Sounds like any North Philly neighborhood on a hot summer night...
5 posted on
12/20/2013 7:02:12 AM PST by
NFHale
(The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
To: Gamecock
that is a Christmas story rendition that I will avoid. I have been to slaughter houses and farms and the slums of major cities. I don;t need an aromatic reminder of what living in the third world is like
6 posted on
12/20/2013 7:03:52 AM PST by
Nifster
To: Gamecock
Wants scented sensations of the Holy Land? Been there. Nothing smells worse than a camel. No “down on the farm” odor about them. Their scent will make your eyes water, and remain detectable 20 minutes after they’ve left.
7 posted on
12/20/2013 7:28:54 AM PST by
PowderMonkey
(WILL WORK FOR AMMO)
To: Gamecock
8 posted on
12/20/2013 7:40:16 AM PST by
silverleaf
(Age takes a toll: Please have exact change)
To: Gamecock
9 posted on
12/20/2013 7:49:12 AM PST by
Bloody Sam Roberts
("It does not take a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority...")
To: Gamecock
Why not save that money and just encourage the audience to fart during the performance.
11 posted on
12/20/2013 8:11:56 AM PST by
Venturer
(Half Staff the Flag of the US for Terrorists.)
To: Gamecock
Pali-arabs stink enough already...
12 posted on
12/20/2013 8:58:11 AM PST by
skinkinthegrass
(The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi :-)
To: Gamecock
Accept no sheep substitutes.
13 posted on
12/20/2013 9:01:30 AM PST by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: Gamecock
Reminds me of the Dave Barry story.
A friend had a donkey that died. In the frozen winter of NH, the donkey was frozen stiff, standing upright in his stall.
The guy took the donkey to the town square where a Manger scene was set up.
The donkey blended into the scene. Until the Spring Thaw...
14 posted on
12/20/2013 9:24:43 AM PST by
Paisan
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