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1 posted on 12/20/2013 6:57:41 AM PST by Gamecock
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To: Alex Murphy; markomalley; F15Eagle

Merry Christmas!


2 posted on 12/20/2013 6:58:29 AM PST by Gamecock (Celebrating 20,000 posts of dubious quality.)
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To: Gamecock

Satire, but not really funny.


3 posted on 12/20/2013 6:59:37 AM PST by txrefugee
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To: Gamecock

“...the kit includes scents for unwashed feet, donkey dung, rotting fish and unusually bad body odor. ...”

Sounds like any North Philly neighborhood on a hot summer night...


5 posted on 12/20/2013 7:02:12 AM PST by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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To: Gamecock

that is a Christmas story rendition that I will avoid. I have been to slaughter houses and farms and the slums of major cities. I don;t need an aromatic reminder of what living in the third world is like


6 posted on 12/20/2013 7:03:52 AM PST by Nifster
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To: Gamecock

Wants scented sensations of the Holy Land? Been there. Nothing smells worse than a camel. No “down on the farm” odor about them. Their scent will make your eyes water, and remain detectable 20 minutes after they’ve left.


7 posted on 12/20/2013 7:28:54 AM PST by PowderMonkey (WILL WORK FOR AMMO)
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To: Gamecock

what no falafel?

mmmmmm


8 posted on 12/20/2013 7:40:16 AM PST by silverleaf (Age takes a toll: Please have exact change)
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To: Gamecock

9 posted on 12/20/2013 7:49:12 AM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts ("It does not take a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority...")
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To: Gamecock

Why not save that money and just encourage the audience to fart during the performance.


11 posted on 12/20/2013 8:11:56 AM PST by Venturer (Half Staff the Flag of the US for Terrorists.)
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To: Gamecock
Pali-arabs stink enough already...

12 posted on 12/20/2013 8:58:11 AM PST by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi :-)
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To: Gamecock

Accept no sheep substitutes.


13 posted on 12/20/2013 9:01:30 AM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Gamecock

Reminds me of the Dave Barry story.

A friend had a donkey that died. In the frozen winter of NH, the donkey was frozen stiff, standing upright in his stall.

The guy took the donkey to the town square where a Manger scene was set up.

The donkey blended into the scene. Until the Spring Thaw...


14 posted on 12/20/2013 9:24:43 AM PST by Paisan
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