[Alex Murphy]

Speaker of the House John Boehner has extended an open invitation to Pope Francis to address a joint meeting of Congress, praising the Pope’s advocacy for the vulnerable.

He has a previous engagement - he has tickets to attend Noah with Russell Crowe

[Mr Rogers]

If he would stand in front of Congress and excommunicate Nancy Pelosi for her many years of undivided service to Satan, I’d cheer. But most likely, it would be a mish-mash of why capitalism is evil, and how our government needs to unite with other governments to serve the poor without borders...