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Should The Episcopal Church Now Embrace Threesomes?
Virtue Online ^ | 4-24-14 | David W. Virtue

Posted on 04/28/2014 5:55:50 AM PDT by ReformationFan

Here comes the bride. And another one. And another one! Meet world's first married lesbian THREESOME . . . and they're expecting a baby in July. Doll, Kitten and Brynn, all from Massachusetts, married last August. Kitten is expecting a daughter in July.

The world's only "married" lesbian threesome are expecting their first child. Kitten, 27, is pregnant after undergoing IVF treatment using an anonymous sperm donor. The trio eventually plans to have three children - one for each of them, according to news reports.

Apparently, there is a word for this: throuple.

When asked what the benefits are to having three people in a marriage, one of the ladies notes that chores are much easier when distributed among three people. Good point. She went on to say, “poly-fidelity is not something seedy…. it can be a perfectly acceptable choice of life and love.”

The obvious question for the Western Anglican Church is, since blessing same sex married couples is now de rigueur, what possible reason could our trendy bishops have for not blessing - for excluding - committed poly-monogamous threesomes? After all, Jesus said absolutely nothing about poly-fidelity.

The so-called "throuple" worked with a specialist family lawyer who drew up the paperwork and drafted the ceremony so that all three of them are obligated and bound to each other.

While Brynn and Kitten are legally married, Doll is handfasted to both so the threesome are as equally married to each other as legally possible.

One wonders if the Episcopal Church will develop a liturgy for threesomes. Heavens! Why stop at just gays, lesbians, bisexuals and transgendered when there is now a whole new level of poly-fidelity as yet liturgically unexplored? Of course to do so, would confirm that TEC is the church for absolutely all people, loved by a God who clearly endorses threesomes which means all that is left is a Rite to go with it all.

There was no word from lesbian Episcopal Seminary Dean Katherine Ragsdale nor her partner, the Rev. Mally Lloyd, as to what they thought of this new sexual arrangement. Ms. Ragsdale is the president of Episcopal Divinity School in Cambridge, Mass. a loyal Episcopal pansexualist.


TOPICS: Current Events; Mainline Protestant; Moral Issues; Religion & Culture
KEYWORDS: davidwvirtue; episcopagan; episcopal; homosexualagenda; lesbian; lesbianpolygamy; lesbonaziagenda; moralabsolutes; polygamy; sin; throuple
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To: driftdiver

these rubettes are simply displaying their PRIDE in the most confrontational manner possible.

As PRIDE seems to be at the core of the homosexual “movement” what could be more “natural” for them.

Dogs bark...psychologically impaired deviants act out...

they want ATTENTION...and we have given it to them.


21 posted on 04/28/2014 6:31:55 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey ( "Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchill)
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To: MrB

IIRC it was Selwyn Duke who observed that they weren’t
“redefining” but “undefining”.

And in computer land, one cannot predict what “undefined”
behavior will be, or how damaging.

There was ample warning about this though; see Jennifer
Roback Morse’s “The Case of the Incurious Economists”


22 posted on 04/28/2014 6:32:39 AM PDT by cycjec
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To: grobdriver

There is a woman in the UK who claims to be married to her dog.


23 posted on 04/28/2014 6:37:30 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: cycjec

I agree that what they’ve done is “undefining”,
but I was using their terminology to point out the illogic of saying it could stop there.


24 posted on 04/28/2014 6:38:30 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: ReformationFan

When it comes to the Episcopal Church, it is not a matter of “should they” but “How soon will they”.


25 posted on 04/28/2014 6:38:31 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: ReformationFan

Apparently, there is a word for this: degenerate.


26 posted on 04/28/2014 6:40:11 AM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: Army Air Corps

Just a part of the Great Apostasy (2 Thess 2).

The Day of the Lord “cannot come” unless it happens.


27 posted on 04/28/2014 6:40:23 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: MrB

Bingo.


28 posted on 04/28/2014 6:42:04 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: ReformationFan

NO.


29 posted on 04/28/2014 6:52:44 AM PDT by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: ReformationFan

Have a man marry them all and call it good. It’ll make the Muzzies in the UK happy.

The UK keeps leading the West into the abyss of death and destruction. When will the insanity end?


30 posted on 04/28/2014 7:11:05 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: grobdriver

“Still waiting for someone to “marry” their dog/cat/goat/lamb/horse/cow/etc.”

No worries. The UK will take the lead on this one in just a few short years.


31 posted on 04/28/2014 7:11:56 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: showme_the_Glory

Just watch how the chir’en will be raised.


32 posted on 04/28/2014 7:12:55 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: ReformationFan

NO!


33 posted on 04/28/2014 7:13:24 AM PDT by Salvation ("With God all things are possible." Matthew 19:26)
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To: verga

“I am going to sue so that I can marry my John Deere tractor.”

http://jalopnik.com/man-who-has-had-sex-with-999-cars-will-marry-vw-beetle-1445719610


34 posted on 04/28/2014 7:15:48 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: MeshugeMikey

It’s not really pride, but more like hubris.


35 posted on 04/28/2014 7:16:19 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: cycjec

“And in computer land, one cannot predict what “undefined”
behavior will be, or how damaging.”

Watch how damaged the children will grow up to be when they become adults.


36 posted on 04/28/2014 7:17:08 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: Army Air Corps

British woman marries her dog, confesses: ‘I’m totally her b-—h’
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/woman-marries-dog-totally-b-h-article-1.1717772


37 posted on 04/28/2014 7:18:07 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: ReformationFan

Cross-species marriages are next.


38 posted on 04/28/2014 7:18:53 AM PDT by Gamecock (The covenant is a stunning blend of law and love. (TK))
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To: Army Air Corps

California Allows First-Ever State Recognized Human-Animal Marriage
http://nationalreport.net/california-allows-first-ever-state-recognized-human-animal-marriage/


39 posted on 04/28/2014 7:19:17 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: F15Eagle

“I’m thinking the tall one is a man.......”

I’ve wondered the same thing.
Plus the article states: “The trio eventually plans to have three children - one for each of them, “

Let’s just see if the tall one gets pregnant.


40 posted on 04/28/2014 7:20:23 AM PDT by Morgana
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