Whew. I feel much better. Now, back to my golf game. I forget. Was I putting for double-eagle or triple-eagle?
Doesn't matter...it was ALL a dream, albeit a nice dream.
Please a "double-eagle"? Lol, someone needs a calculator that goes up to 25 for those L-0-N-G par fives, riddled with water hazards (my particular lacuna), wind, trees, roughs, wind, gopher holes, bushes, golfers from the course to your right and left, slow foursomes in front of you, fast threesomes in back of you who want YOU to let them play through right this very second, wind, ball picker-uppers, duffers, jerks, wind, fools, really OLD people who play great but too slow and SAND TRAPS. Oh, I almost forgot, wind.
I always play with PINK golf balls because I can see them well and NO MAN ON THIS PLANET would be caught DEAD playing with PINK golf balls.
Signed, the water witch, who TRIES to keep her head down at all times but, unfortunately, REALLY, REALLY wants to see where the ball will land BEFORE she even finishes her back swing.
FORE!!! LOOK OUT!!!