Ah! The "underground" church pokes its head up tonight. Pope James Carroll I has spoken.
I shall counter with scripture.
This must be the super-secret scripture that was preserved for 2,000 years by the "persecuted" church. Sounds more like a Dan Brown novel.
Yes, the “church” beneath the catacombs. They were beneath the Colluseum as well when those pseudo-Christians (aka Catholics) were being eaten.
Of course the Baptists pre-date the Church—haven’t you heard of John the Baptist? :)