[markomalley]

They are all minions of a foreign power you know.

Are you talking about that foreign power with the underground supercomputer that tracks all Protestants and has them labeled for extermination?

The one with the legions of albino monks who will carry out the dirty deed?

You know, you're not supposed to talk about that. They'll mark you for an untimely death if you're not careful.

[redgolum]

The one with the legions of albino monks who will carry out the dirty deed?

You know, I want to lodge a complaint with the Dominicans or Opus Dei about that. See, I am a LUTHERAN. I didn't get an albino monk, I didn't get a monk at all. I get a guy from the Knights of Columbus who comes to my house and drinks all my beer.

COME ON! What style is that? If you are going to have a league of albino super ninja monks, why do I get the dang Iowa football fan? Have standards slipped that far? Don't I at least warrant a pale third order guy with some skills?

I fear that the standards of the Inquisition have slipped, and I hope you all get some good draft picks for the next season.

[dljordan]

“Are you talking about that foreign power with the underground supercomputer that tracks all Protestants and has them labeled for extermination? “

The Vatican is a sovereign country with it's own ambassadors. They even have their own shortwave radio station. Don't be an asshole.