Abstract: Zombies and vampires bend the rules of time. Death arrives for them but, even after its arrival, their lives continue. They die but, rather than passing on to the next world, they continue in this one. In this sense, zombies and vampires model an important aspect of Christian life...
....OOOOOOOOOOKayyyyyyyyyyy
So here is a Mormon philosophy prof using Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Vampire theme (who is is also Mormon) to describe Mormon theology at a college campus. And vampires and zombies are s'posed to be our "Christian life...model."
(A cup of occult tea, anyone?)
(In case you missed yesterday's posting of The OTHER WORLD series: Mormon Vampires in the Garden of Eden [The OTHER WORLD series])
Islam: A violent and tyrannical political ideology devised by a sociopath.
CoLDS: A pacifistic and tyrannical political ideology devised by a social outcast.
J. Jones Church: A violent and tyrannical political ideology devised by a sociopath.
Heaven’s Gate: A pacifistic and tyrannical political ideology devised by a social outcast.
C. Manson / SLA: A violent and tyrannical political ideology devised by a sociopath.
I think I see a pattern here...
(A cup of occult tea, anyone?)
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Now, now C you know Mormons may not drink tea...
They may own breweries and sell and drink booze...
They can even bath in it like Cleopatra and her milk..
but they do not drink tea..
Mormons are zombies—spiritually dead in a dying body.
But the gift of God is eternal life in Jesus Christ our Lord. (Romans 6:23)
One must believe the gospel to be saved (1 Corinthians 15:1-2) And there is only one gospel and it ain’t the Mormon false gospel. Let anyone who brings another gospel other than what the bible teaches be accursed. (Galatians 1:9)
What?
Zombie and vampires = Christian life
Since it was just an abstract it is hard to tell what he was talking about, he could have just been talking about what the book said.
He is a professor, nonsense is much of what they are all about.
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