You are entitled to your opinion but not your own facts.
I will stick to my fact, which is I did not evolve from any dammed ape.
Really? I can't prove a fact if I haven't lived the entirety of human evolution? Did George Washington exist? Did Babe Ruth? I never met them. But there's plenty of evidence I can use to prove they existed. Evolution is an observed fact. Your DNA indicates that you shared a common ancestor with chimpanzees approximately 10 million years ago.