[tcrlaf]

I Always walk up to Atheists, smile broadly, clasp them on the shoulder and tell them,
“I happen to think Atheism is a hell of religion! It takes as much FAITH to believe that there is no higher power, as it does to think there is one!”

They have NO IDEA what to say to that.

[Vaquero]

Excellent comeback I have said similar things but that is worded perfectly

[FredZarguna]

I’m sure they do, but recognize that there is generally no point in replying to the invincibly ignorant.

[Fiddlstix]

...“I happen to think Atheism is a hell of religion! It takes as much FAITH to believe that there is no higher power, as it does to think there is one!”...

ROTFL!!!
Well Said!
Well Done!

[sparklite2]

What I would say to you is ...

“Atheism is a religion just like not playing football is a sport.”

[MaxMax]

[jmacusa]

Brilliant. I gotta remember that one. Tell them how much you love Saint Madelyn Murray O'Hare.''Atheists don't believe in God. But the Devil does''.-- Bishop Fulton J. Sheen.

[ScottinVA]

I like to tell them they’ll find out mere nanoseconds after gulping their last helping of earthly oxygen whether the existence of God is real.. of course it’ll be just a bit too late for them. That usually puts them in neutral.