Posted on 04/15/2016 2:27:34 PM PDT by NYer
The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster isn't real and it's followers, who call themselves Pastafarians, are just kinda' being jerks, a federal court in Nevada. (OK, the court didn't say they were being jerks but hey I'm allowed some editorial leeway. It's just a blog anyway.)
A blast of common sense from the bench. Whoa.
Newsweek:
Worshippers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster call their faith FSMism or Pastafarianism, a portmanteau of pasta and Rastafarianism. One such worshipper, Stephen Cavanaugh, a prisoner in a Nebraska state penitentiary, sued the state in 2014 over the right to practice his faith.I say make the dude who sued wear "full pirate regalia" in prison every day. Let's see how things go from there.
Cavanaugh argued that his religion requires him to wear special religious clothing in the form of "full pirate regalia," but that prison officials refused to allow him to do so, despite allowing members of other, recognized religions to purchase and wear special clothing and other items. Cavanaugh also argued that prison officials kept him from meeting and holding religious services with other members of his faith. He also demanded $5 million in damages for "deep emotional, psychological, and spiritual pain."
But the U.S. District Court of Nebraska found that the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is not a religion. "It is, rather, a parody, intended to advance an argument about science, the evolution of life, and the place of religion in public education," District Judge John Gerrard wrote in a 16-page decision.
Ping!
I can’t write off Prego on my taxes anymore?
So when a pedophile Bedouin in the 600’s says he is the prophet and writes rules for his followers...is THAT a religion?
I say make the dude who sued wear “full pirate regalia” in prison every day. Let’s see how things go from there”
Would they have to chop off one leg? Maybe gouge out an eye? So he could have a peg leg and an eyepatch.
They should have put “church” in the title. The North Texas Church of Freethought (atheist) managed to get and maintain religious exemptions by doing so.
Prince spaghetti day will never be the same.
The judge was using his noodle.
It is as much a religion as Wiccan or Druidism.
For whatever that is worth.
It hasn't been ever since "Mama" died a couple of months back.
Butt-pirate regalia? He wears THAT on a daily basis!
lol
true
American 2016
Courts and the IRS decide if your church is a valid church.
I no more believe the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is really a viable religion than I believe in the Chrch of Scientology.
But is that the courts job? Or is this just to validate the IRS’s (The Government) claim on their money?
The whole idea of Pastafarianism is to be a parade or lampoon of religion. It’s kind of like what The Onion or Salon does with journalism.
If we allow the practice of Islam, that threatens to kill us all, we should allow the same for other weird forms of worship.
Lol! You can throw out the pasta strainer receipt, too.
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