[brucedickinson]

Messed up eye, plus overall freaky look= no woman so hence the "I'm Lucian Greavehamner "(or whatever he calls himself) "and I'm the prince of darkness" booooooooo spooky me

[lee martell]

Somehow, I don’t think he’s too worried about getting women. Who knows?
I do wonder about something else, though.

I wonder what’s going on with those court mandated after-school Satanist clubs that a few schools were forced to accept a year ago? Are they being well attended by children?
Are parents allowed to attend it with their child if the kid is curious? I have heard nothing in months.

[Axenolith]

Maybe the duke of insufficient illumination, but darkness??? Naaaa.

[urbanpovertylawcenter]

“That’s odd, we don’t usually see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.” Vinkmann, Ghost Busters.