Sorry. Works as spelled out the Sacraments will not get you into Heaven. Including an intermediary, or an interpreter, between you and God is not good either.
Sorry, I do not want to offend you.
And as for intermediaries or interpreters, what about those who are appointed and called by God?
Why would you feel free to exclude His apostles and shepherds?
No, you don't offend me. But you do puzzle me greatly.