[Salvation]

Everything is tentative, but here are some nominees:
Papabile
Raymond Burke

Top Class
Charles Chaput, Philadelphia PA
James D. Conley, Lincoln, NE
David Kagan, Bismarck, ND
Robert Morlino, Madison, WI
Joseph Naumann, Kansas City, KS
Michael J. Sheridan, Colorado Springs, CO
Thomas J. Tobin, Providence, RI

Middle Class
Richard Stika, Knoxville, TN
Alexander Sample, Portland, OR

Low Class
Blase Cupich, Chicago IL
Joseph Tobin, Newark, NJ

Criminally Indictable Whaddya know?
Tentative — Theodore McCarrick
Tentative — Donald Weurl

[Songcraft]

Well, I know this guy is not assigned in the U.S., but if he were to be entered into the list, I would suggest adding this category:

Un-Papabile (Fake Catholic) - Francis Boondoggle of Rome