defrock, excommunicate and castrate the FDRQs
Posted on 10/04/2018 5:51:02 PM PDT by marshmallow
I am afraid that the names of all other participants in the video will never be made public.
Maybe this is a bad time to offer this joke, but I can’t resist:
A parish priest of a small Catholic church was going on vacation for a few days during the week but didn’t have anyone to fill in for him in the confessional. He hit up a friend in the community to do the deed, but the guy was very reluctant and told the priest so, saying,
“Father, I know they won’t be able to see me but I don’t know what to say to people confessing their sins to me.”
The Father said, “It will be very easy. I’m going to tape a list of sins on the confessional wall and the punishments you will give out. Don’t worry, just go by the list and you’ll be fine.”
During the week, the ‘pretend Father’ was quite busy. He heard several confessions - such as:
“Father, father, I have sinned. I stole some eggs from my neighbor’s chicken coup”
He looked at the list and saw ‘stealing’ and said: “Say five hail Mary’s and leave $10 in the kitty.
Another confessor: “Father, father, I have sinned. I have coveted my neighbor’s wife and have committed adultery.” He looked at the list on the wall and read the punishment: “That will be 20 hail Mary’s and leave $50 in the kitty”
Finally after handing out several punishments, there was one last soul that wanted to confess his sin. He said, “Father, father, I have sinned. I had a homosexual experience with one of my students.” The pretend Father looked on the list and didn’t find anything about homosexual encounters and was getting nervous that he didn’t know what to say. He peaked out of the confessional and saw an altar boy walking by and asked, “Son, do you know what the Father gives for a blow job?” The altar boy replied, “A Snickers and a Dr Pepper.”
Was Obama there? Heard he likes middle aged White men.
Hard to portray sarcasm in a two dimensional fashion.
A girl walks into her church with the intention of giving confession. She sees another girl washing her hands in the holy water. She walks up to her snd says “You shouldn’t do that. That’s holy water. “ The girl says, “I know. I confessed to giving my boyfriend a handjob, and the priest made this my
Pennance. The first girl looks at her, looks down at the holy water, and says “Try not to get it too dirty....I’ll probably have to gargle with it. “
defrock, excommunicate and castrate the FDRQs
“Better than an alter boy.“
My thinking also.
Pope Paul VI wasn’t kidding when he said the smoke of Satan has entered the sanctuary.
This thread is JUST FINE without pictures!!!
Yeah, especially when he let him in.
“We are beyond furious at this point. Pray for us, and pray that this filth receive its just measure of vengeance from heaven.”
I will say a prayer for you and your Church.
Best,
L
Thank you - and we’ll get better than this. Watch how quickly this Church contracts; these crimes are just compounding a demographic situation in which the Church reaps what it has sown with younger people: a lack of faith and fear of Hell that has them falling away for decades.
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