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1 posted on 04/29/2020 11:27:58 PM PDT by Norski
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” "Plus, the churchgoers kept pulling out remotes and trying to mute me," he added.”

OK. That was funny right there... ;-)

2 posted on 04/29/2020 11:33:44 PM PDT by EasySt (Say not this is the truth, but so it seems to me to be, as I see this thing I think I see #KAG)
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Mostly in Florida.


4 posted on 04/29/2020 11:47:25 PM PDT by Defiant (I hope the Russians trick me into voting for Trump again in 2020.)
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HAHAHA! I can almost never get hubby to come to church with me (in fairness he works really late on Saturday night), but he’s been going every week since our church started doing FB live services. On Easter Sunday I insisted he put on pants!


6 posted on 04/30/2020 1:46:11 AM PDT by jocon307 (Dem party delenda est!)
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Seriously, I always thought news people overdress. Especially the women that wear dresses made for going to a nightclub. And why can't the men dress more casual. But I was thinking of a polo shirt and slacks, not a coat and boxers briefs (Reporter Will Reeve claims he's wearing exercise shorts. Well, maybe.).

7 posted on 04/30/2020 1:57:59 AM PDT by Daaave ("You Nexus huh? I design your eyes.")
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A podcast I was listening to yesterday afternoon predicted that people will continue wearing pajamas or filthy rags for every occasion, if we ever get out of lockdown.

I yelled, “No!!!” and my kids thought I’d done something disastrous with the casserole.


8 posted on 04/30/2020 3:03:11 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Make an animal friend today!)
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Or a “Sunday best” dress. Look like a lady — don’t wear pants.


10 posted on 04/30/2020 8:08:58 AM PDT by Salvation ("With God all things are possible." Matthew 19:26)
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This is a joke article, but seriously, what states have re-opened churches besides GA, FL, SD (never closed), WY? The church of God is still prohibited from meeting here in Red-State-with-a-Blue-State-Governor Alabama.


11 posted on 04/30/2020 9:08:53 AM PDT by backwoods-engineer (Politics is the continuation of war by other means. --Clausewitz)
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