The experts and their minions fight to the death on the Bible battlefields, because that's where they all zero in to prove their points of view.
Of course one group claims the Bible teaches "x", and here's the proof. And another group with an opposite teaching says the Bible agrees with us, and here's the proof.
50 zillion human reasoning models, spread all over the map, so anyone can pick the 'hood that he likes best, because the Bible "proves" it's the right one. Everyone is right because everyone else has it wrong so why can't we all get along, thwwack!
Meanwhile, over in the snack aisle, God's a funny Guy, miles above the fray, hoping for some company up in His world.
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There's goes the neighborhood. All that academy training, wasted!
The God of the Living knows all of the lingo, such as:
"I could (just) spit"
- I am very angry about what has happened.
https://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/I+could+spit
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