My doctor’s office used to have a form that asked, “How do you want to be referred to while in our office?”. I used to always write “Your Royal Highness”. They never called me that.
You should sue.
Veggie Todd, your post made me laugh.
I often write, “Your Majesty” when asked, or, “Her Supreme Omnipotence”.
My dentist and my eye doctor both think it’s hilarious. Most others do not.