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Bethel Church “Pastor” Says Angels Sit Around the Throne of God Having “Farting Contests”
Disntr ^ | December 20, 2020 | staff

Posted on 07/29/2023 9:22:46 PM PDT by Morgana

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To: Morgana
Or they are just able to shape shift.

Occam's Razor (the principle of parsimony) suggests that my explanation - which requires fewer assumptions - is to be preferred over your explanation (which demands "Star Trek"-level fantasy suppositions).

Regards,

21 posted on 07/29/2023 11:24:37 PM PDT by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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To: Morgana

Our physical bodies protect and seperate us from the spiritual realm,both angelic and demonic.


22 posted on 07/30/2023 3:56:17 AM PDT by Right Brigade (It was better before they voted for whats his name,this must be the New World)
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To: Morgana

Just another sign of the approaching apocalypse.


23 posted on 07/30/2023 4:09:40 AM PDT by exPBRrat
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To: SERKIT

If this person has any guardian angels they might go on strike.


24 posted on 07/30/2023 4:20:28 AM PDT by xp38
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To: Morgana

This certainly gives a whole new picture to Gabriel blowing his horn to mark the end of the world.


25 posted on 07/30/2023 4:52:24 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Democrats' version of MAGA: Making America the Gulag Archipelago )
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To: Morgana

I am pretty sure she never does a Bible study on these verses.

2 Timothy Chapter 3

1This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come. 2For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, 3Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good, 4Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God; 5Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away. 6For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and lead captive silly women laden with sins, led away with divers lusts, 7Ever learning, and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth. 8Now as Jannes and Jambres withstood Moses, so do these also resist the truth: men of corrupt minds, reprobate concerning the faith. 9But they shall proceed no further: for their folly shall be manifest unto all men, as theirs also was.


26 posted on 07/30/2023 5:09:06 AM PDT by 2Dreamin
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To: Morgana

The true cause of thunder has been revealed.


27 posted on 07/30/2023 5:22:30 AM PDT by GingisK
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To: Morgana

This is disgusting.


28 posted on 07/30/2023 5:52:12 AM PDT by sauropod (Sun Tzu: “The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting”)
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To: SeekAndFind
Has she answered the question of How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Really?? I expect more from you than this.
29 posted on 07/30/2023 6:07:12 AM PDT by EliRoom8
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To: Morgana

I don’t expect she will be laughing on judgement day


30 posted on 07/30/2023 6:08:33 AM PDT by antidemoncrat
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To: alexander_busek

Uh....those weren’t angels........


31 posted on 07/30/2023 6:10:26 AM PDT by Arlis
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To: Morgana

Not sure, but Blazing Saddles wasn’t a documentary.... It was an attempt a humor.


32 posted on 07/30/2023 7:47:59 AM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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To: Peter ODonnell
Jenn goes on to say that this is “who God is to her,”

I think I see the problem.

33 posted on 07/30/2023 9:41:46 AM PDT by Fido969 (45 is Superman! )
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To: Morgana

Bethel Church is the same outfit that is the source of a lot of the praise music being sung in contemporary worship services in churches today. Every time their music is used, churches pay a licensing fee which is helping to support the Bethel Church blasphemy.

I brought this to pastors in my church and told them to eliminate this stuff along with Hillsong tunes and those produced by Elevation Church. These megachurches are fleecing uninformed congregations all over this country by producing praise music and profiting from its use in unsuspecting churches. Check out the Bethel Church musicians—Kari Jobe is one of them; she’s performed at their conferences.


34 posted on 07/30/2023 8:42:03 PM PDT by PA Presbyterian (Never Surrender!)
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