Posted on 07/29/2023 9:22:46 PM PDT by Morgana
Jenn Johnson, who, along with her husband, Brian, is one of the senior worship pastors at the infamously blasphemous charismatic Bethel Church in Redding, California. Bethel, which is known for its parlor tricks, false manifestations of the Holy Spirit, and cultish practice of raising the dead and “grave sucking,” is no stranger to controversy.
This time, Jenn Johnson, a female “pastor” who is on stage mocking the throne of God, says that angels sit around the throne of God having “farting contests.”
It really doesn’t get much more blasphemous than that.
Jenn goes on to say that this is “who God is to her,” and that he’s “silly,” and that he is a “lot more fun” than we all think. She also admits that what she is doing is “irreverant.”
Hopefully, the people sitting in those pews will come to see that this church is the furthest thing in the world from God. It is a mockery of the true Bride of Christ and stands to do nothing but lead people on a path to destruction.
video on link
For real you all someone recently told me about these religious news sites and that they reported church shenanigans. I never dreamed in a million years it was this crazy.
They were inspired by the Blazing Saddles campfire scene. (Check tagline.)
Has she answered the question of How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
Is that for real?
Pastors who, in my opinion, aren’t very bright, try to bring an understanding of God to the masses by describing God in mundane and banal terms. In heaven God and I aren’t going to be to sitting around together in our socks eating Cheese Curls and watching football.
Honestly, this is just my opinion on the woman. She seems high on cocaine as she is giving that talk. I could be very wrong but I know something is not right about her.
“...he is a “lot more fun” than we all think...”
I would agree with that lady about that. God is EVERYTHING more than we all think. Or could even begin to imagine.
>> It really doesn’t get much more blasphemous than that.
Pope Francis the Queer bringing Pachymama pagan idols into the Vatican is WAAAAY more blasphemous than joking about angels passing gas.
I that was my church, and the authorities were to chicken to throw her over the side, that would be my signal that it was no longer the right church for me. This is someone who hopes to take control of that parish via her Shock & Awe methods of debauchery.
Once you reduce God to that level, it’s not long before you decide not to worship God since why would anyone do so?
If God is not other, higher, above our mortal level, then he is just some powerful human being. This is what many believe perhaps without the details of angels and farting contests.
That nachomama needs to be burned too. I’m a Catholic and I said it.
In fact a Catholic man did burn one of them.
Actually I was thinking about how God created angels and how he created humans. It is impossible for angels to create methane gas out of their ass because they don’t have the same chemical make up as we do. How else do I say that? We are crude matter compared to them.
Careful what you say about my old lady.
And yet I doubt this “pastor” would ever mock Buddha or mohammed.
That puts a fine point on it, but I may ask you, what is the chemical makeup of angels ?
You clearly indicate that they do have a chemical makeup when you say, “...they don’t have the same chemical make up as we do ...”
Not only is this blasphemous, it exposes what this nitwit considers “fun”. What a silly, stupid, vapid, dangerous female.
Well, apparently they are capable of impregnating human women (Genesis 6:4), so their sperm must have contained genetic material suitable with the genetic material present in human ova.
Regards,
Self proclaimed people who have NO knowledge of the original languages but they sure like the adulation,money,and power
I think the Bible said they were created from fire or something like that?
“Well, apparently they are capable of impregnating human women (Genesis 6:4), so their sperm must have contained genetic material suitable with the genetic material present in human ova.”
Or they are just able to shape shift.
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