11. Don't read Song of Songs until shortly before your wedding.
12. The Numbers 20-22 story of Balaam and the talking donkey should be in every kids Bible story book.
13. The debate among Protestants between Calvinism and Arminianism is decided best by which one can quote Augustine of Hippo the most, even though we believe Sola Scriptura.
14. A believer has no business calling himself a Pentecostal unless there's been at least one church service that he started dancing before the music began.
15. If you say that the only real Bible is the original King James Version and your copy doesn't have the apocrypha books...you are definitely Protestant. (Tip: the first copies of KJV had the books like Idol Bel and Dragon and other apocrypha books, but set in an appendix between the OT and NT.)
“A believer has no business calling himself a Pentecostal unless there’s been at least one church service that he started dancing before the music began.”
As a German/Norwegian from North Dakota who grew up Methodist, I am afraid I don’t dance even after the music starts. My son and I attend a Pentecostal church regularly.