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Wacky Pastrix Says God Teleported Her to the Garden of Eden Where She Spoke with Eve
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| November 27, 2023
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Posted on 11/28/2023 9:03:47 AM PST by Morgana
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She spoke with Eve and didn't tell her to stay away from the apple tree? Or maybe even kill the snake? Cut the tree down? Anything but don't eat that apple?
What an idiot.
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posted on
11/28/2023 9:03:47 AM PST
by
Morgana
To: Morgana
She sounds like a candidate to hear:
“Depart from me, I never knew you”
But she’s probably got a nice income from the easily duped crowd.
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posted on
11/28/2023 9:10:38 AM PST
by
Zuriel
(Acts 2:38,39....Do you believe it?)
To: Morgana
Eve - was she guilty or not guilty? TPIUWOP. Fig leaf, or no fig leaf?
LOL!
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posted on
11/28/2023 9:10:40 AM PST
by
griffin
(When you have to shoot, SHOOT; don't talk. -Tuco)
To: Morgana
They always have to lie to outdo themselves.
There is a history of this from the beginning of the Pentecostal movement and into the charismatic movement.
And Catholicism has all kinds of claims to this day.
Even the founder of seventh day adventism claimed to visit Jupiter and see Jupiter’s unfallen inhabitants.
Joe Smith, the founder of the mormonic cult claimed 6’ people inhabited the moon and dressed like quakers.
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posted on
11/28/2023 9:11:47 AM PST
by
aMorePerfectUnion
(I didn't come here to guide lambs, but to awaken lions - 🦅MAGADONIAN⚔️)
To: Morgana
Why does she have a following?
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posted on
11/28/2023 9:13:26 AM PST
by
Nifster
( I see puppy dogs in the clouds )
To: Morgana
Whatever mind-altering substance she’s on...
Gimme some!
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posted on
11/28/2023 9:13:42 AM PST
by
JimRed
(TERM LIMITS, NOW! Finish the damned WALL! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH!)
To: Morgana
No, that teleportation thing never happened.
Anne Latour is lying to gain attention. We already know where this goes.
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posted on
11/28/2023 9:15:18 AM PST
by
flamberge
(We are living in those "interesting times" the elders warned us about.)
To: Morgana
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posted on
11/28/2023 9:15:42 AM PST
by
Nifster
( I see puppy dogs in the clouds )
To: aMorePerfectUnion
The Black Muslims win the “crazy” award—they claimed black high civilizations are currently on Venus and Mars.
These days they try to hide that “history” so they don’t scare off future members—but it is what it is.
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posted on
11/28/2023 9:16:22 AM PST
by
cgbg
("Creative minds have always been known to survive any kind of bad training." Anna Freud.)
To: Morgana
Many of these charismatic movements like to steal ideas from other religions like Scientology.
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posted on
11/28/2023 9:16:22 AM PST
by
AppyPappy
(Biden told Al Roker "America is back". Unfortunately, he meant back to the 1970's)
To: Morgana
We all have experienced soul fragmentation at some point in our life – trauma creates a split in our soul – these are called protectors. L. Ron Hubbard told me they were called "body thetans" ...
Poor little clams.
Snap!
Snap!
Snap!
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posted on
11/28/2023 9:17:42 AM PST
by
NorthMountain
(... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
To: Morgana
is this any more far-fetched than some Biden flunky claiming he’s mentally sharp, hard-working and energetic?
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posted on
11/28/2023 9:18:03 AM PST
by
wny
To: aMorePerfectUnion
See tagline. The context Paul wrote it in was for situations like this.
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posted on
11/28/2023 9:18:41 AM PST
by
Tell It Right
(1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: Morgana
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posted on
11/28/2023 9:19:47 AM PST
by
P8riot
(I carry a gun because I can't carry a cop.)
To: Morgana
Out of curiosity, what language were you speaking?
To: Morgana
Just “white trash behaving themselves.” Women and minorities are the biggest victims of these scams.
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posted on
11/28/2023 9:21:59 AM PST
by
Babba Gi
To: Morgana
So what language does Eve speak?
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posted on
11/28/2023 9:23:30 AM PST
by
Stosh
To: Morgana
I think this nut missed the part where Adam and Eve were kicked out!
LMAO
To: Morgana
Pastrix? What’s the point of fighting to be treated equally so they can make distinctions to separate themselves after they get treated equally?
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posted on
11/28/2023 9:32:31 AM PST
by
Dahoser
(I finally figured out what to call him: Fakephonyfraudident Biden.)
To: Morgana
If that goof that wrote the Passion “translation” can say he went to heaven to help out Jesus, she can say she talked to Eve. They are both nuts
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posted on
11/28/2023 9:34:25 AM PST
by
madison10
(He watching over Israel slumbers not, nor sleeps.)
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