I always appreciate your sharp wit and sense of perspective, Ezekiel!
That's why you're not going to find them easy to follow. They're not using normal procedures. They're using some kind of code.
Remember when the trinity was nuked? July 16th was the birthday of the Atomic Age:
"The lighting effects beggared description. The whole country was lighted by a searing light with the intensity many times that of the midday sun. It was golden, purple, violet, gray, and blue. It lighted every peak, crevasse and ridge of the nearby mountain range with a clarity and beauty that cannot be described but must be seen to be imagined ..."https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinity_(nuclear_test)#Detonation
Then there was the lift-off of Apollo 11 on that date in 1969. Day 1 of the mission of Columbia (the "dove") which was the Nine Days. Rashi covered that in his simple explanation in Gen 1.2. Tisha B'Av splashdown.
The Nine Days begin on Rosh Chodesh Av ("First of Av") and culminates on the public fast day of Tisha B'Av ("Ninth of Av")."Apollo" [אפולו] = 123. See what I mean? This is why I don't receive any party invitations I'd have to decline.
Going back to the birthday of Washington D.C. is the Residence Act of 1790.
D(M)C, because thousands ("M")...
D̅C̅ is 600,000 in Roman numerals. 🤔
600,000 -- another way of saying the enlarged mem sofit that marks the closure to the exile.
According to Rabbi Akiva, at Sinai they “heard that which is usually seen.” In other words, the physical matter, which is usually perceived as absolute reality, became an abstract idea, while spirituality, “that which is usually heard”, became real and obvious.https://www.chabad.org/parshah/article_cdo/aid/4640950/jewish/Seeing-the-Sounds.htm
Parables as the literal meanings -- living parables. Great stuff.
But then you just watch -- people are going to absolutely freak out when the "non-existent" prophets materialize out of nowhere:
Love is the way - Kris Kristofferson with Johnny, Waylon and Willie
King David sure had a great ear for the best musicians and singers!
(The Temple plays both kinds of music.)