>The respirator argument is silly...<
As a pilot, I could not disagree more with you. A poor seal allows toxic fumes into the mask and also renders pressure breathing impossible.
I didn’t know it was a right for everyone to become a prison guard. There are plenty of jobs suitable for facial hair.
Also, certain lipsticks will burst into flame in the presence of pure oxygen, but the feminists shot down that former restriction. It’s their lips.
EC
Beards can make great handles in a fight.
Muslim prison guards. What could possibly go wrong????