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Yes, everybody's favorite denomination. These guys are a real hoot. The First United Church of the Criminally Insane is some sort of renegade Lutheran offshoot. Just a good ol' boy, come as you are, non judgmental, feel good prosperity preaching (not much Bible though) which you will go back home feeling better about yourself. Other churchs want you to repent, feel remorseful and (yikes!) change your bad habits get closer to God. This denomination uses the "backdoor to Heaven" tactic let's you "ease" your way into Heaven at your pace.
2 posted on 04/16/2024 4:04:37 PM PDT by BipolarBob (The phone, the TV and the news of the world got in the house like a pigeon from hell)
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I watched that video yesterday on the conference, and I know the guy made his reputation pole dancing and sword-swallowing, and I held out the possibility he really was born again...etc. etc. etc.

Then, when he pulled out the sword, stuck out his tongue and lasciviously tongued it all the way up from the handle to the point before sticking the thing down his throat, I closed the door on that.

I don’t know who or what those people are, but I know what they aren’t.


3 posted on 04/16/2024 4:26:49 PM PDT by rlmorel (In Today's Democrat America, The $5 Dollar Bill is the New $1 Dollar Bill.)
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