If thats not the "sex police", then what is?
When conducted in a private residence it is a private matter and should be of no concern to others. When conducted in public it is another story and those engaging in public acts should be prosecuted.
One particular poster who shall remain nameless (to protect the stupid) even wants to make premarital sex illegal and FORCE those that engage in it to marry! And if the father of the girl is opposed to her getting married, then the boy is to pay him restitution! I am not making this up. I dont think even Serpent and Forehead could come up with such wacky ideas.