[HumanaeVitae]

One of the reasons I never lived in the city itself is stuff like this.

Anyway, cheers.

[A.J.Armitage]

Actually, my job isn't even close to the city. Well, close in the sense of Chicagoland. I guess people's weights, ages, and months of birth for a company that rents space in Great America.

And to answer the inevitable question: yes, I have offended people.