[SoothingDave]

Here i thought WE SCOTS were running the whole bloody thing through an alliance of the Druids with the Masons!

I thought the Scots were like we Irish -- God created whisky to prevent us from ruling the world.

SD

[Domestic Church]

No, no, no, the whiskey is the joint lubricant that allows us to rule the world.

[John Beresford Tipton]

"I thought the Scots were like we Irish -- God created whisky to prevent us from ruling the world."

No, He convinced you Picts to paint yourselves blue
so the rest of us could spot you and give you a wide berth.